Boy : Do you love me? Girl: Yeah..I love you. Boy starts running.. Girl: Hey! Where are u going? Boy: Updating Facebook status !!!
Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?` God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`
Facebook should have options WHO CARES along with LIKE. It should also add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK along with POKE.
Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind.
Facebook Fever! A man posted his status as: `Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight` . . . 17 Mosquitoes `Liked` it.
Life is much like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment but no one's gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!
Do you want to make more money from FaceBook? It`s easy. Just go to your Account Settings, Deactivate your account and go to work!
Son 2 his Mom: Mom you know na. I love you a lot. But sorry Mom, I can`t accept your friend request on Facebook.