If you want to come into my heart, the door is open but please don't stop at the entrance and block traffic. Either enter or leave!
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
Girl`s status on Facebook: `Feeling sad!` 17021 comments. Boy`s status: `Going to commit suicide!` 2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude....Drop the plan, if you can!
If your wife claims she never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to `Single` and wait for 5 minutes.
Girl: I can do anything 4 u? Boy: Will you die for me? Girl: Yes. Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me? Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.
Why is Facebook such a hit? Bcoz it works on the principle that, "People are more interested in others' life rather than their own".
Modern Style wedding: Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married? Couple: Yes, we do. Pujari: Vivaah Sampann!