Malkin:: tum 3 din say kaam pay nhi aayee aur batay bhi nhi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . nukarani:: bibi ji… maine fb par status update to kiya thaa “going to goa” for 3 day’s aur sahib ji nay comment bhe kiya tha.. will miss you sweetheart.
Na cheno mery mulk ky nujwano sy facebook k service... . . . . . ...ik yhi to wo book hy jo wo dil lga kr parthy hy...
Facebook kitni popular ho rahi hai, is cheez ka andaza is choti si bat se pata chalta hai. ek bar ek person ne apne facebook ke status par likha. “i am gonna sleep shirtless at night…!” after sometime, 17 mosquitoes like his status.
Mujhe meri gf ne hurt kiya toh dil krta tha k duniya hi chhor doon.... . . . lekin, phir mene dil ko smjya . . yaar tere se facebook to chhoda nahi jata duniya kya ghanta chhodega.... lolzzzz
Facebook chat ladki ne muze ek short skirt me apna photo bheja aur pucha - 'main young lag rahi hoon naa? me-yeh bhi utar de pagli new born lagegi... blocked...
Height of fb- mother-have you opened any book toaday till now son:yes,i will open it daily mother:which book? son:facebook
If you want to avoid so many friend requests... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kindly upload your original photos without makeup... thank u..
Aunty said to my mom - . " meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai " . . . . my mom simply said, . " aapki ladki ko kaise pta ? raat 2 bje use sapne aate hai " !!
Apne india ka kuchh nahi ho sakta..!! kyuki yahan.. . . ... . . . . . ... . . . . buddhe desh chala rahe hai, aur jawaan facebook..!!
After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. . girl : hey do i know you ? boy : of course no !!! girl : then why the hell did you send me a request? . (here is awesome reply from the guy) . . boy : well facebook suggests me to add you again and again… and i don’t want to “hurt” facebook!!
100% people failed to answer the following question. its your turn now to fail. . . . . . what is your facebook password ??