She : tere mere beech mein kya hai ? me : 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide...!!! *blocked*
Aajkal ke ladko ka hausla dekho, pados waali pinky set nahi hoti, facebook pe usa ki ladkiyo ko friend request bhej rahe hain.
What a misunderstanding!!! a boy and a girl chatting on facebook... girl: din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai, chutiya hai kya ? boy: tu hogi chutiya... tera baap chutiya, teri maa chutiya... tera pura khandaan chutiyaa... aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..???? girl (after 3-4 minutes): i was asking about chuttiya(holida ys)...vacations.... blocked....
Girl: what do you do ? boy: mujhe english nahi ati. girl: ap kya kartey ho ?! boy: ap se pyar. *blocked*
Dear girls, if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.. just set your original pic as profile pic. if it doesnt work :- wash your face, take a pic and try again.
Me: i think i like this girl.. she: really? who? me: ummm, she kinda looks like you. she: awwww! is it me? me: no, your sister. she:……….. *blocked*
Height of social networking: a girl's facebook status: i'm online from toilet ..!! .. .. .. .. .. her sis commented on status:''come out fast, i'm getting emergency!!
Ye sun kar mere hathon sey “gol gappa” hi gir gya dost jab gol gappe wala bola: please give me ur comments on my facebook page:)8-):-p
Faqeer: baji bhoka hon allah k nam per khana dy do. baji: khana abhi nahein paka. faqeer: baji facebook per “baba niaz” k nam sy hon, pak jy to wall per update kr dena.