Faqir: madam bh0oka hun,khuda k naam pr khana dy do mam: khana abhi nai bana faqir: facebook pe baba pappu k nam se hun, jab bann jae tou #wall pe post kr dena..
Question: “what is will power?” solid answer: “it’s when you see 10 notification, 20 msgs & 30 friend reqeusts, and still you click . . . . . . “logout“.:d:d
3 idiots - facebook style: rancho: *smiling* teacher: aap muskura kyu rahe ho? rancho: bohot dino se facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. teacher: zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...tell me what is a post? rancho: anything that is posted on facebook is post, sir. teacher: can you please elaborate? rancho: sir...jo bhi facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! post hai sir. match dekha score daal diya! post hai sir... sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! katrina ki pic se ronaldo ki kick tak! sab post hai sir! ek second me comment, ek second me like! comment-like... comment-like teacher: shut up! account banake ye karoge? comment-like... comment-like... hey chatur tum batao, chatur: pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on facebook is called a post... teacher: excellent! rancho: par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... teacher: seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ rancho: par sir dusre sites bhi toh... teacher: get out! rancho: why sir? teacher: seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. rancho goes out and comes back* teacher: kya hua? rancho: kuch bhul gaya tha sir. teacher: kya? rancho: an utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... teacher: kehna kya chahte ho!?!? rancho: logout sir! logout karna bhul gaya tha! teacher: seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! rancho: thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya ..
Kuch saal pehle log jab neend se jaagte the, to pahle bhagwan ki tasveer dekhte the, ab log jaagte hai to sabse pahle, missed call, sms, aur. facebook notification check karte hai. aray ghor kalyug aa gaya hai.
Ek roz yuhi chalte chalte us ne pucha mujh se, kon ho tm? aur kon hu men? mai muskuraya aur kaha, rasta hu mai, aur manzil ho tm.
Ek din hum bhi kafan aoor jayenge, har ek rista isi zameen par choor jayenge, jitna jee chahe satalo yaroo, ek din rulate hue sabko choor jayenge
Pappu bar bar apna facebook ka password bhool jata tha . . . usne socha mein facebook ka pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu . . . usne password rakha " incorrect" ... ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta computer usey khud bata deta ur password is " incorrect " pappu rocked, facebook shocked
Modern definition of best friend a person who has most numbers of 'likes' n 'comments' on your posts on f a c e b o o k
Awesome msg ek sach chupa hota hai :- jab koi kisi ko kehta hai ki "mazaak tha yaar". ek feeling chupi hoti hai :- jab koi kehta hai "mujhe koi farq nahi padta". ek dard chupa hota hai :- jab koi kehta hai "its ok". ek zarurat chupi hoti hai :- jab koi kehta hai "mujhe akela chhod do". ek gehri baat chupi hoti hai :- jab koi kehta hai "pata nahi". ek samundar chupa hota hai baato ka :- jab koi "khamosh rehta hai"..... isi liye ek open heart surgery unit k baahar likha huwa tha k.... "agar dil khol lete apne yaaro ke saath, to aaj kholna na padta auozaro k saath".. ek like to banta he boss...
Chaht me kisi ka imthaan na lena , jo nibha na sako wo vada na dena, or tum bin jise jeene ki aadat na ho, use bhi jine ki dua na dena.
"jlti hui aag dehne me kitni khoobsurt lgti h, mujhe accha lgega agr ye mujhe apne aagosh me le le, fir na ruh bchegi or na hi meri vjh se kisi koi presani hogi khgule aasman me ud jaunga ek aazaad penchi ki trh."
"unhe shaq hai ki hm unhe chahte nhi, wo roothte hai to hm unhe mnate nhi, kaise yki dilaye unhe apni mohbbt ka , wo to is kdr samaye hai ruh me ki dil se jaate hi nhi"