How to earn money from facebook….!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . click on ‘settings and privacy’ . click on ‘genral’ . click on ‘account’ . . . . click on ‘deactivate’ . . . . . . then go and find a job and earn money...
Facebook sms wese to main kuch likhta nahi or likhta hu to dikhta nahi kyunki? kyunk? kyun? kyu? ky? k? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ye unko hi dikhta hain jo mere post like or comment karte hain.:d:d
Ye baat sun kar mere hatho se golgappa hi gir gaya.. jab golgappe waale ne kaha, "pls give ur feedback on our facebook page.
Facebook humara planet hai, hum sab facebook wasi friends- friends hai, hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai, iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai, hum iske, page owner banne ka sada preyatn karthe rehenge... hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lete hain... facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh hit hai.. !!!jai facebook!!!
Facebook ki yadain.." woh apne status ko khud hi like krna, woh apni d.p ko khud hi nice kehna, woh apne link ko khud hi awesome kehna, woh raat bhar chat pe baatain, woh lover of the day mai jan booj k selection karna. ab na wo din rahay na raatain, kuch raha to bas aankhon mai apni profile or, chat ki yadain. please comment
Facebook like sms status life is much like facebook pepole will like your problams & comment but no one solve them, because everybody seems so busy in updating their own...
Principal:i am listening that you read a book even midnight,is that true? . . . . student:yes sir! . . . principal:what's that book name? . . . student:its facebook...
Ek bandi ka status dekha "well played kohli!" it got 104 likes. i was like wtf... untill i saw her dp and liked her status.:d:d
Faqir: madam bh0oka hun,khuda k naam pr khana dy do mam: khana abhi nai bana faqir: facebook pe baba pappu k nam se hun, jab bann jae tou #wall pe post kr dena..
Question: “what is will power?” solid answer: “it’s when you see 10 notification, 20 msgs & 30 friend reqeusts, and still you click . . . . . . “logout“.:d:d
3 idiots - facebook style: rancho: *smiling* teacher: aap muskura kyu rahe ho? rancho: bohot dino se facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. teacher: zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...tell me what is a post? rancho: anything that is posted on facebook is post, sir. teacher: can you please elaborate? rancho: sir...jo bhi facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! post hai sir. match dekha score daal diya! post hai sir... sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! katrina ki pic se ronaldo ki kick tak! sab post hai sir! ek second me comment, ek second me like! comment-like... comment-like teacher: shut up! account banake ye karoge? comment-like... comment-like... hey chatur tum batao, chatur: pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on facebook is called a post... teacher: excellent! rancho: par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... teacher: seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ rancho: par sir dusre sites bhi toh... teacher: get out! rancho: why sir? teacher: seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. rancho goes out and comes back* teacher: kya hua? rancho: kuch bhul gaya tha sir. teacher: kya? rancho: an utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... teacher: kehna kya chahte ho!?!? rancho: logout sir! logout karna bhul gaya tha! teacher: seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! rancho: thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya ..
Kuch saal pehle log jab neend se jaagte the, to pahle bhagwan ki tasveer dekhte the, ab log jaagte hai to sabse pahle, missed call, sms, aur. facebook notification check karte hai. aray ghor kalyug aa gaya hai.