Dad : son, i have a facebook account now.. accept my friend request son: you're on facebook now? wtf!!!! dad: what does wtf mean? son: ohhh.. it means, welcome to facebook, dad.
Facebook love story:-) . add as friend:) approve writt something on wall intro everyday chatting ask number phone texting calling meeting express love couple make relationship status hangout misunderstanding fight break up unfriend block :( the end........
Height of social networking: teacher: where is your homework? student: i uploaded it on facebook and i tagged you. . . ;)
Facebook- the place where people announce their problem with world but not with the person they have a problem with. strange but true.. :)
Facebook fever: once a guy updated his status "i m gonna sleep in garden tonight" . . after sometime 170 mosquitoes liked his status.
Height of addiction: just b4 a prisoner was ready 2b hanged 2 death d officer askd him abt his last wish! he said: i want 2 update my facebook status as died.
School: a place where papa pays & son plays :- d ... life insurance: a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich;-) . marriage: its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters;-) . dictionary: a place where success comes before work :-) . smile: a curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-) . doctor: a person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills u by bills
I thinks that facebook should change the status question from what's on your mind? to. . . . . . whats your problem today?
Facebook paper q1 . define add as friend ? q2 . what does status means ? q3 . what do u mean by poke ? q4 . give two reasons for liking the girls comments ? q5 . what is pic tag ? q6 . what is inbox msg ? q7 . give details of info ? q8 . draw a profile pic ? q9 . what is page ? and why we prmote it . givereasons ? q10 . define comments on post ?
Facebook is now like home, if you don't come back in 24 hrs it means ...you are either lost, dead, sick 0r had an accident ... :d :p
A man joind facebook his son wrote on his wall "w t f dad" man rplied: wht8 d hell, u’ve no respect 4 me ? kid rplied: dad chill it means "welcome to facebook" =p =d