I want to make a facebook account . . and the name will be nobody so when i see stupid scrap people post, i can like it... and it will say nobody likes this.... =p
Once a guy updated his status "i m gonna sleep on terrace tonight" . after sometime . 17 mosquitoes likes da status!
Height of addiction: just before hanging, judge asked the prisoner: "any last wish?" prisoner: yes.. i want to update my facebook status as "dead"
People will like ur problems 'n comment but no one gonna solve them. because everybody seems so busy in updating their own status.:-d facebook and life...
Technology impact a dad's email, hi son, how are u your mom & i am fine v miss u alot. so please turn off your facebook & come downstairs 4 breakfast.
For girls..... !!!!! to avoid so many friend requests... / / / kindly put ur original images on ur facebook profiles ;)
Girl status in fb (hi)= 56 like + 520 coment ! nd boy status in fb (hi frds hw r u )== 2 like + 1 coment
Dad writes on son's facebook wall: dear son, how are you? all is fine here. we miss you a lot. . . . . please!! turn off the computer
Police- mam ur husbnd had n accident, plz come to identify body now. wife- i m buzy now, u take photo n tag me on facebook, if its he , i will click like
Girl`s status on facebook: `feeling sad!` 17021 comments. boy`s status: 'going to commit suicide!' 2 likes and 1 comment - think about it dude.... drop the plan, if you can!
Facebook me apna muqaam kuch is tarah se banao ki... . agar marr bhi jaao to log ye bole... . banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha, . par facebook par regular update karta tha...