90% girls in faceb0ok say they are in relati0nship… 90% b0ys in facebo0k say they are single… then who r liars……!?!! — !?!!!!
Modern be’izzaati: mere pas facebook h,bbm h,twitter h,watsapp h…… tmhare pas kya h…..???? . . . . smart answer: mere pas “aur bhi kaam hai”:db-)
Most touching lines by a friend just before death.. . . . . . . plz cover my face b4 my frnds reach, otherwise they will take photo and upload on facebook.. ?.
Lolz: never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. judge it by the photos she is tagged in !!
I asked god: why my girlfriend loves a rose which dies in a day but doesn’t love me who dies for her every day? ……. . . god replied . . . . . . . . . . mast line hai ! facebook pe status daal bahot likes milenge….:p =))
Mom: you are nicely dressed up where are u going my son ? son : thanx a lot mom, . . . . . . . . . . i’m going to the washroom as i need a new facebook profile picture.. :d
An unmarried man wrote his status on facebook as: . ” wanted wife ” . . . . . 2 girls liked it and 140 men commented ” meri leja ” ” meri leja ” ” meri leja ” ” meri leja ” ” meri leja ” ” meri leja ” ” meri leja ” ….. ;) :d
A girl was chatting on fb with a stranger… stranger: hey pretty, could u plz give me your email id? girl: oh yes, for sure! :) its [email protected] stranger: mine is [email protected] :d :d :d
Dear girls…! when a guy adds u on fb it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband… that’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!… and when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u … when a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not *you*
Papa: beta facebook ke bahar bhi ek duniya hai..!! . . . . . . beta: ohh really papa….?? zara link to send karna uska..:o:d :d
Pm to secretary- jab se pm bana hu meri maa ko hichki bahut aati hai. . secretary- actualy sir, . petrol ke daam badhne se log aapki maa ko bahut yaad karte hai
A sad boy status : . . . . . . . . jurm sirf ishq tha na. . . . to un-friend kar deti , . . . yeh block kiyuuun…??? :(