Boyfriend to girlfriend : kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki, kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki "jab tu 100 pm baje so jaati hai, toh tera whatsapp last seen at 30 am kyu dikhata hai". ???
Girl: kya main pyaari hoon?? boy: nahi girl: kya tum mere saath rehna chahte ho?? boy: nahi girl: kya tum rou ge agar main tumko chor doon?? boy: nahi larki ko ye sub sun kar bohat dukh huwa or wo rone lagi.. larkey ne us ke aansu ponchhe or kaha: tum pyaari nahi ho lekin bahot khoobsurat ho! main tumhare saath nahi rehna chahta lekin tumhare liye jeena chahta hoon! agar tum mujhe chhod gai to main roun ga nahi mar jaunga.
Ladka – duniya ko bta do ke tum mujhe se pyar karti ho . . ladki – ladki ne ladke ke kaan me kaha”i love u” . . ladka – tum ne kaan me q kaha??? . . ladki – q ki tum hi meri duniya ho…!!
Boy :"jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? . . . . . girl :"idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho . . . agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do . . . boy :"oo teri . . yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi hai star plus dekh ke...
Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. lag gya...
She:- kya karte ho? me:- bahut bde college me logo ka admission krwata hu. she:- kounsi college? me:- iin. recharge ki dukan h apni
Shahar ka ladka gaon ki ladki patata hai .. . . . ladka : tmko whatsapp chalana aata hai ?? . . . ladki : nhi par tum chalana me pich beth jaungi . .
By: vivek2032 in: jokes sms boy-- tum whatsapp pr ho..? . girl- nahi mai to ghar pr hu . boy- i mean whatsapp use karti ho . girl- nahi mai to fair & lovely use krti hu . boy- arre meri maa..tumhe whatsapp chalana aata hai..? . girl- nahi.. pr tum chala lena.. mai peeche baith jaungi..
Boy – will u be my valentine ? girl – no boy – why girl – because tum bahut gire huye ho boy with shayarana andaz – pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hain sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar, to kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai
Boy to girl- tum ladkiya love marriage q karti ho ? . . . . girl: anjaan namoona milne se to acha hai, jana pehchana kamina mil jaye.
He- birthday par mujhe kiss chahiye. . . . girl- hamesha gandi chiz hi mangte ho, kuch or mango, . . he- i phone 6 . . girl- acha kiss gaal par du ya hont par
A couple was fighting.. . . girl- kamine mai tere kapde faad dungi . . . boy- dekh ab tu serious fight me romance ki bat mat kar