Girl friend : aaj main bahut khush hoon.......... tu aaj mujh se kuch bhi maang le. boy friend : wow !! i am so nervous, samajh nahi aa rha ki kya maangu. girl friend : bhosdi ke....... tu to akal hi maang le.
Girl : aaj meri date hai friends : oh! babe ache se tayiyaar hoke jana! ^-^ boy : bc aaj date hai meri!! friends : chalo bc sab ke sab paise contribute karo, bhai ki pheli date hai koi kami nahi honi chahiye.
Girl:- tu itna achha he fir kya reason hai ki teri koi gf nahi hai? boy :- tu ban ja girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai.. boy :- bas yehi reason hai.
Cute propose: boy: please, close your eyes for a moment. girl: ok! boy: andhera dikh raha he na? girl: yes. boy: that is my life without you.
New financial way to propose..... boy - tune mujhe koi loan diya tha kya?? girl - nahi to, kyu?? boy - pata nahi kyu teri taraf interest badta hi ja rha he
Gf-i love you boy-tell me any diffrend style gf-tere lash ko aag lagane ka moka mere bete ko dega kya?
Foreveralone ladka : . . ladki ne aaj baat ki mujh se first time in real , wo scooty pe thi aur mein bike pe . usne mujhse kaha "samne dekh ke chala na chutiye"
Girl-friend date pe bahut hi choti skirt pahan ke aayi, use dekh ke boy-friend bola boy-friend: “itni choti skirt?, tumhari maan ne kuch nahi kaha?” girl-friend: “maan to bahut gussa hui aur boli dobara meri skirt pahni to bahut marungi“
Amazing love story: a kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl.. girl: jab dad so jyenge to mai gali me sikka fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. lekin boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya. girl: itni der kyo laga di?;-> boy: wo mai sikka dhund rha tha. girl: pagal wo to "dhaaga baandh" k feka tha, wapas khich liya..:
Girl- we are best friends,right? boy- yes ofcourse girl- so be honest with me,who do u like? boy- no one,i love someone girl- oh yes she must be very lucky boy- definately,i've loved her ever since i met her girl- really? well,since we've best friends i wanna meet her,go call her boy- okay *boy takes out his phone,dials her no. & calls her* girl- wait,i think i'm getting a call *girl answers the phone* boy- i love you