Sheher ka ladka gao ki ladki pata raha tha.. boy: tumhe whatsapp chalana ata hai kya?? . girl: nahi aata.. par tum chala lena mai piche baith jaungi.. . . boy: *utha le re deva*
He : hey wassup ? she : eating apple. you say ? he : eating samsung *blocked aur ghar pe patthar fek ke gayi wo alag
She- maine kaha phulo se haso to wo khil khila ke has diye he- maine bhi kaha phulo se haso to wo bole " ja na bhosdi ke".
Ultimate insult . girl:" mcdonald’s chale ?? . boy:" spelling bolo to hi jayenge.. . girl:" 1 kam karo kfc chalte hai.. . boy:" kfc ka fullform bolo . . . . girl:" rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de..
Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu mai? bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi hai.. gf : sachhi bf : haa.. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat hai.
Boy to girl: “pen hai?” girl: “nahi hai” boy: “pen hai pen?” girl: “kaha na nahi hai” thodi der baad boy: “pen hai?” girl: “kitni baar kahun nahi hai, ab dubara puchha to hathode se sar fod dungi” boy: “hathora hai?” girl: “nahi” boy: “acha phir pen hai?“
Me : tum sabhi boys ko bhai kyu bolti ho? . . she : mera koi bhai nahi hai . . . me : tera pati bhi toh nahi hai . . **slapped**
Height of batameezi: phone rings.. tring tring ladka: hello chintu hai ? girl: nahi hai. boy: mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..!!
Tere pyaar ko maine tha thukraya maine ab meri galti hai mani ab toh laut aa ooooo meri rani teri yaadein mujhe sataye ab tere bin ho na sakega gujara ab toh laut aa tu hi hai mere jeene ka sahara.
Girl:- monday 1st show ke balcony ke corner wale 2 ticket book kar ke rakhna. boy:- corner wala ticket na mile toh girl:- toh picture dekhenge...:p
Boy- can i hold ur hand?? girl- no boy- why?? girl- bcoz it hurts when u leave it boy- . . . maa kasam hamari acting to ladkiyo ki over acting??
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? boy:bilkul nahi! girl:to phir rehne do…