Never make a girl cry... there is nothing more expensive than a female tear... when a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'loreal' eyeliner (rs.650) & 'dior' mascara (rs.2500). then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with 'd&g' blusher (rs.2500) & finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'maybelline' lipstick (rs.350). this means that a single drop is ruining rs.6000. pls don't make them cry guys... it wld b difficult to afford it ... issued in public interest !
He: do you love me ?? she: no hee: toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot..! *blocked*
Boy : do you love me ?? girl : no boy : toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot.:d:d *blocked*
Boy: duniya bhulai meine tere liye, jannate sajai meine tere liye, par tune kya kiya mere liye.. girl: munnii badnaam hui darling tere liye
A girl left her bf afrt some times she met him and see dat he always awake early, ek bar ladki ne puchaa tum itni jaldi kab se uthne lage? boy said jabse nind hi ani bandh ho gyi tabse...
Boy : jan-e-man! totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi? girl : kameenay! tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.
Boy-i fell in love wit u the minute i saw u. will u marry me? . . . . . . girl-hindi me bol muje english na ati... . . . . . boy-aaj shayad barish hogi, aisa lag raha hai behan....
Bf: darling tere ghar me sab kaise maan gaye hamarei shadi k liye. gf: kuch nahi, ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye. bf: kya pucha??? gf: ladka kya kar raha hai!! maine kaha pet ke andar laat maar raha hai.
Boyfriend : kiss dena. girlfriend : lipstick kharab ho jaayegi . boyfriend : ball dabaau kya ? girlfriend : br@ kharab ho jaayegi . boyfriend : chudai karu? girlfriend : periods hai . boyfriend : ab yeh mat bol ke 'julaab' shuru hai . chupchaap gaand de ab.
Boy-hi darling kaisi h girl-kon boy-tera aashiq jaan grl-tu bunty he boy-han tuje kaise pta grl-tu bansi lal ka ladka he boy-han par kaise pta grl-tu ram lal ka pota hi he na boy-han han par kaise pta chala . . . grl-haramzade main teri maa hu kamine, ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune... tu ghar aa fir btati hu.
Boy : tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho ?? awesome reply by girl : to kya 2-4 peg k liye gender change karwau..?