Ek ladke ki najar college ki ek ladki pe thhi, vo roj usko dekha karta thha aur sochta thha ki usko kaisi patau, fir use ek idea aya. ek din jab vo ghar ja rahi thhi to ladka uske aage aake shayarana andaaj mein bola ladka: “tum meri sapno mein rahti ho, tum mere khawabo mein rahti ho” ladki muskurake: “oye lagta hai tujhe kisi ne chutiya bana diya hai, main to delhi mein kiraye ke ghar mein rahti hun“
Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko apne ghar khane pe bulata hai. girlfriend khana khate hue boy-friend se puchti hai. girlfriend: “ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor kyu raha hai?” boyfriend: “tum jaldi-jaldi se khaana kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai“
Girl - all man r same... boy - toh..!!??? toh bhen ki lawdi choose karne me itni der kyu lagati hai, jab sab same hain to.
She: jaanu tum merese kitta pyaar krte??? boy: bohat zyadah... she: kitta zyaadah??? boy: itta zyadah ke guthke ki pichkaari se tumara naam likh sakta hu.
Girl- mera face meri maa jaisa hai.. . boy- haa aur tere boobs tere baap jaise hai. . girl- mere papa ko bxxbs nahi hai . boy- haa wahi to keh raha hu.
Girl:aaah mereko ek macchar ne kaata.. girl2: baby r u ok? girl3: hospital jaavo jaldi girl4: pagli jaldi soja mei abhi aarahi hun --------------------------------------------- boy: ah no met with a serious accident... lost my leg boy2: bc bola na harami ... teko raste mei chalna nai aata boy3: gadi ko kya hua bey boy4: kutte 2 legs bhi jaana tha boy5: toh mei naachu?
Friend: bhai naya iphone 6+ liya hai me : wow congrats friend : ye app install kar, mujhe 50 ka talktime milega me- aa gaya aukaad par
Girl 1 :- maine break up kar liya usse (crying) girl 2 :- mat roo yaar wo laut aayega girl 3 :- yeah? really? ***convo continue for much than 2 or 3 hour.*** boy 1 :- bhaii breakup ho gaya usse boy 2 :- bhaii sachi me... laa uska mob. no. mai try karu usse... plzzzz dena boy 3 :- bhaii beer ki party dega ya desi daru ki?
Boy- tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai . . girl- chhoro na . boy- tumhare baal kitnekhubsurat hai. girl- chhoro na . boy- tumhare gaal kitnegulabi hai . girl- ab chhoro bhi . . . . . . boy- arrrrey... kamini aur kitna choru. itne der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe
Gf - kya bat hai aaj kal meri yad ni aati. bf - jab se fb chalana suru kiya, rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti, tu kya ghanta yad rhegi..
Boy : from the day we met i don't drink or smoke girl : how sweet of you. are you madly in love with me? boy : shut up!, you made my pockets empty.
A nursry boy proposes a girl boy-i love u girl replies-ek thappad marugi khichke boy rplies-mukka nai khayegi jaise phir! badi aayi thappad marne wali .