Boy: ro kyu rahi ho.? girl: mere marks bahut kam aaye hai, boy: kitne aaye hai.? girl: sirf 88% boy: khuda ka khof kar zalim, itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate hai.
Girl: jab tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.? boy: main tumari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum.? girl: me bhi gold flake pi leti hu.
Girl to boy: hum bahut badnaam ho chuke hai, to hume shaadi kar leni chahiye. boy: lekin itni badnaami ke baad hume shaadi karega kon.?
He :- main tumhe kuch sunana chahta hu!! she :- ok!sunao! he :- po, po,popo, po, po.popo, po!! she :- ye kya tha? he :- pada hai maine!! she :- madarchod.
She : aaj holi nahi kheli ? me : purane kapde pehen k gaya tha, logo ne rang lagane k bajai haath me 2 2 rupey dekar chale gaye she : bhaag bhikari.
Girl- tum bohot besharam ho, boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu, main to paida bhi nanga hi hua tha boys always rock.
Maha madharch*d ladke aise hote hain: boy:- tumhein main jyada pasand hoon ya tatti..? girl: kya stupid question hai yeh..? boy: nahin jaanu batao na..? girl: ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyun pucha..? boy:- toh jab tum tatti ke liye foran chaddi utar sakti ho, mere liye q nahi.?
Ladka: tum mere sapno me, khwabo me, zazbato me rehti ho... . . . . . ladki: bhaiya, tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai, main to 'delhi' me rehti hoon ...
Boy - hi girl - pehle jaguar le lo boy - bc saali rand maa ki bhosdi yaha cycle me hawa bharne ko paise nhi hai jaguar kaha se lu blocked.
Girl: duniya ko baata do ke tum mujhe se pyar karte ho, boy ne girl ke kaan me kha i love u... girl: tumne kaan me kyu kha? boy: kyuki tumhe mere duniya ho!
Me : hey baby she: who the hell are you and number kaha se mila tujhe ? me: sulabh sauchalaya me likha tha *blocked*
G.f. ko mnane ka naya trika boy :- jaanu.. aj saam ko kahi ghumne chle... grl :- nhi yaar mai bahut busy hu...srry.... boy :- chl nhi..to teri mummy ko bta doonga ki tera mere sath afare hai... grl :- jaanu aati hu na..gussa kyu hote ho ????