He : i love you . . she : itni jor se chamat marungi seedhe ghar jake girega :> . . . . . he : thoda dhire marna market jana hai maa ne dhaniya lane ko bola hai.
A boy loves his girl very much, & asked her to marry him: girl:- no sorry, i'm marrying someone else.. boy:- oh, i wish you very best of luck and stay happy, i will move on, girl:- no pls be my friend, i need you... ...boy:- that's the problem you need me, but you don't want me.. "i'm sorry i can't be ur friend anymore"..=( i guess boy was kinda right what say people?, so thumbs up for boy and his true love. saim
Boy n gal walking in d park boy-can i hold ur hand girl-y?do u think i wud run away? boy-no jst wanna c how it feels walking in heaven wid an angel..
1 ladke ne 1 ladki ko call ki ladka=hello jan i love you ladki=sachchi ladka=really ladki= janu 100 ki richarg karwa do pliz ladka= sorry didi wrong number?
Boy:” hey, i love u, meri gf banogi.. ?? . . . grl:” hmmmm! apna number de do, . . . . . jab current bf se break-up hoga to miss call kar dungi…
Ladki (sherma k): ye pyar kya hota hai..? . . . . ladka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi, hota hai, jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka hota hai.. farz karo ladka = cement ladki = rait love = pani ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong, nahi honge, lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye, to koi in ko judaa nahi kar sakta ladki(hans k): kamine tu shakal se himazdoor lagta hai…
Girl : where is my birthday gift? boy : road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho? girl khushi se : wow. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. boy : same colour ki nail-polish tere liye laya hoon.
Boy: ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar me bike se gir gaye :-p . . . girl: aapko kahin chot tohh nahi lagi . . . boy: hatt pagli, hum tohh aise hi utarte hai :-p
Boy : kahan jaa rahi ho ..?? . girl : suicide karne …!! . boy : toh itna make-up kyun ..?? . . . girl : . . . saale kaminey kal subah paper mein photo nahi aaegi kya..!? . . hadh hai yar,
Girlfriend : mujhe maaf kar do… maine tumse chhupaya, meri mangni ho chuki hai… . . . . . . . . . . . . . boyfiernd : are… .koi baat nahi, . . . chalo aao, aaj main tumhe apne biwi-bachchon se milwata hu…
Har larki ki life me 1 aesa larka hota hai jise wo bhula nahi sakti.. :( . . . aur . . . har larke ki life me 1 aesi larki hoti hai jise wo paa nahi sakta :