A heart touching fight- . . . girl- "i want to end our relationship. i m going to return everything u gave me" boy- "ok... then let's start wid hugs & kisses... . . . moral:- boyz ko bas chipakne ka bahana chahaiye
Girl: bas kro aur kitna karoge raat ke 12 baje se kar rene ho ab subha ho gyi hai thake nhi kya, boy: ye to kuch nhi ab main to din raat karunga qki mere to 3000 sms free hai..!
A man's feeling . . . it feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand ! :d
Lovely ans. by a lover girl: if ur mom & me fall in the water whom would u save 1st? boy: i would jump into water to save my mom & die with u..!!
Dear girls and boyz . . . aap logo ke mob no.. pr agar koi faltu ki calls ya miss call kar k pareshan kar raha/rahi ho . . . . . . . to unka mob no.. olx me daal kar post kar do ki i phone 5 s only 1000 rs.. me . . . . kasam se jitne calls aapko nai kiya hoga usse jada use aayenge . . . note:- ab thanks bol ke rulana mat bs ek"smile krdo kaafi hai..
Best line said by a boy 2 his gf:" . . . . . . . . . . . . . tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to du, . . par uska dil kaise dukha du.. jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he "beta ghar jaldi aa jaana".. :| thumbs up and salute for mom ...
Pappu ek bar ek ladki ke piche hath do ke padd gaya, aur usko patane ke liye kuch na kuch karta rahta tha ek din ladki ne tang aakar usko pass bulaya aur boli. ladki: “mere piche tum apni jindgi barbaad mat karo” pappu: “kyun?” ladki: “is raste mein pathar aur kanton ke alawa kuch nahi milega” pappu: “are pagli, mere paas reebok ke shoes hai na“
Boy: hey i'm tiger shroff . girl: just fck off! . honey singh: arrey wah! ye to mere naye song ke liye lyrics ban gaya!
Boy donated blood to his girlfriend. after breakup - "mera khoon mujhe waapis karde saali" girl throws her whisper on his face - "le kutte, aaj se tera monthly emi shuru"
Gf: jaanu aaj milne ka programme bnate hain .. bf: kahan milna hai? gf: koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho.. bf: theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain..
Ek bar pappu ka mood bada udas thha, socha time pass ke liye kisi bar mein hi chala jata hun. jake beth gaya bar mein, thodi der bad vaha ek badi sunder si ladki aayi. pappu ne use dekha aur uska dil kiya ki uske sath setting kare. utha aur uske pass gaya aur bola. pappu: “excuse me, but would you mind if i sat here beside you?” ladki ne ye suna aur zor ki awaj mein boli. ladki: “no, i don’t want to spend the night with you!” unchi awaj sun kar sab ne us taraf dekha aur pappu ko ghoorne lag gaye. bechara pappu bada hairan hua aur embarrassed hokar apni seat pe vapis aa ke beth gaya. kuch der bad vo ladki pappu ki table ke pass aayi aur smile kar ke boli. ladki: “you see, i’m a graduate student in psychology and i’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” pappu ka dimag kam kiya aur vo uski taraf dekh kar unchi awaj mein bola. pappu: “what do you mean three thousand rupees.thats too much!“