Girl:how will you feel if i hug my male friend..?? . boy:i'll feel happy. . girl: why..?? . boy: coz that will make you sure that what you feel in my arms.. you can't feel anywher else..!!!
Boy : can you please close your eyes for a moment ? girl : okay , done ! boy : what a darkness, isn 't it? girl : yeah boy : that is my life without you.
Girl: how many hours a day do you think of me? boy: 16 hours. girl: what about the remaining 8 hours? boy: the other 8 hrs is when i'm dreaming of you in my sleep :)
Cute love story: girl:m i pretty? boy:no. girl:do u wana liv wd me? boy:no. girl:if i leav u thn wil u cry? boy:no. grl got hurt n startd 2 cry. boy hold her tight n said: u r nt prety bt beautiful. i dnt wnt 2 liv wd u bt live 4 u. whn u leav me i wl nt cry bt die.
Girl: alright! what am i looking at? boy: count how many stars there are. . girl: impossible. boy: so is explaining how much i love you.
True love: girl: which is more important ur life or me? boy- before answr dat let me ask u somethng. girl: sure. boy- what is difference b/w u and my life..!!
Sweet luv story. boy - i bought a new phone girl - i want treat in taj thy went to taj, after dinner girl - from where did you got the money to pay to taj. boy - i sold my phone, wasn't imp more than you.
"boy 2 hiz girl frnd: i luv u. girl: o really. boy: no, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z april f00l."
Boy: i’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you. girl: so sweet! can you come to meet me now? boy: mad or what? it`s raining outside.
A management student hugged a girl. the surprised girl, "what was that?" the boy replied, "dear, it's direct marketing". the girl slapped the boy. boy: what's this? girl: that's customer's feedback.
Boy: are you single? girl: no, i'm plural. boy: no, i mean, are you free this friday? girl: no, i'm expensive!