Girl: which computer do you have? boy: i have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8 gb ram and nvidia gtx 560 graphic card. boy: which computer do you have? girl: a pink one.
Modern day break up: girl: i wanna break up with you. boy: why?. girl: bcoz you didn`t comment on my picture.
Girl: what are you doing? boy: i was working with the times of india but now i left. girl: oh god, why? boy: it's very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
A software engineer was smoking. girl: didnt you see the warning? smoking is injurious to health. er.: we bother only about errors & not warnings.
A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "you're marrying me because you love me and not my money, right?" girlfriend: ¥ € $
Cute answer when a girl asked her ex.. girl - do u still love me?? boy - pyar ka to pta nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!
Girl: u know wat kind of wedding i want? boy: no, what kind? girl: i’ve always dreamt of a big wedding, in a place filled with flowers and friends. boy: that’s nice.. girl: yeah, so wat kind of wedding do u want? boy: 1 that would make u my wife...
Girl: crying boy: whats wrong..?? girl: nothing. boy: "hugs the girl" & said sorry. girl: why did u say sorry. boy: cause i was not there to protect u from the person who made u cry.
Boy: will you marry me? girl: but... we're too young to marry. boy: yeah, i know. i'm just making sure that i'm the first one to ask you, so you never forget me
Boy: i'm sorry.. but i wont call you beautiful, i wont call you baby girl, i wont have you forever girl: *tears* why? boy: because your not beautiful your unbelievable, your not my baby girl your my angel, i wont have you forever i'll have you for eternity..