Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do! but the problem is that sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don’t
Girl: how much do you love me? boy: look up at the sky. girl: don't change the subject! boy:just do it!... girl: alright! what am i looking at? boy: count how many stars there are. girl: impossible. boy: so is explaining how much i love you."
Girl: i'm jealous. when others girls r looking at u boy: don't be jealous, baby girl: why? boy: cause you have something that they don't. girl: what? boy: my heart
Boy: i want to say two words... girl: yes? boy: i love you! girl: are they not three words?? boy: no !!! ú & í are one.. ♥♥
Girl: do you believe in angels? boy: yeah. girl: where do they live? boy: some in heaven, some on earth. girl: have you ever met one? boy: yup, even hugged one. i kissed one too. girl: you’re cheating on me with an angel? boy: no, you are my angel...!!
Smart proposal by a clever boy to a girl : "excuse me, do u have fevicol.? girl: why boy: bcoz, i need to fix my heart, broken by ur cute smile"
Boy - can i tell you something? girl - sure! boy - you've the prettiest smile i've ever seen .. girl - can i tell you something as well? boy - yeah. girl - this smile exists only because of you.
Girl: why my name is always onyour facebook status in every 2minutes? boy: facebook keep asking me what's on my mind ?and honestly, it's always you...
Smtimes my mind askd. why? i like u why? i care 4 u why? i rmembr u why ? i luv u thn my hert answrd it's simply bcoz, sweet heart needs more care..
Boy: you know what i hate so much? grl:what? boy: you grl: me?! boy: i cant stop thinking about you.. grl: well, you know what i hate so much.? boy: what.? grl: you boy: oh yeah, whats the reason for that one? grl: you make me smile too much. im going to be the most wrinkled old lady ever!
Girl : hey, i have got 2 words for you. . boy : what it is? . girl : i love you.? . boy : huh, isn't it 3 words? . girl : no, because (you) & (i) are one..
Girl: i feel like i want to die boy: what happened? girl: i have nothing to live for boy: how are you going to do it? girl: i'll jump off a cliff boy: how high? girl: 2000 feet. do you want me to die? boy: go ahead girl: what? boy: because when you do i'll be at the bottom with arms wide open ready to catch you my baby. i ? u