Me :- hi . she :- hi . me :- typing..typing..typing..typing..... . . she :- i already have boyfriend.. don't type! . the end
Bullet wala activa wali se:- kabhi bullet chalai hai?? . girl tez krke aage nikal gai .. boy barabar me aakr.. kabhi bullet chalai hai?? . girl slow ho gayi aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya . girl:- or chala le bullet . . boy:- bandariya yahi to puch raha tha chalai hai toh bata de break kaise lagte hai.
Girl: mujhe i-phone lena hai... boy : to le le.... girl : kon si company ka lu?? boy : patanjali ka le. . usme virus aur bacteria nahi hote...
A girl’s phone rings “tring tring” girl pick the phone boy: “hello, roshni hai kya?” girl: “nahi.” boy: “to candle jala na pagal.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. the husband puts,"mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "error. not long enough."
Bf to-gf tere ullfat me kuye hai mujhe maloom na tha teri mohabbt me dhuye hai mujhe maloom na tha warna main saari raat tere kandhe per sar rakh ke soya tere sir me juye hai mujhe maloom na tha
Girls - while watching titanic:- how romantic! awww !: . . . . boys - while watching titanic:- * * * * oye! woh drawing wala scene phir se laga na. :p :d
Clouds, unimpressed and unafraid, began to rain on their parade. but people just below on earth, alarmed at hot and cold’s great mirth, dropped their chores and ran for cover to give privacy to these two lovers. for love, although we think it warm, can be as violent as a storm.
Boy to girl: are you sure your name is not google! girl answered: no, of course not, why ?!! boy: because you have everything that i am searching for
Boy to a careless girl: i love u ! girl: ha ha face-smile.png boy: i will die for u !! girl: ha ha ha boy: i will buy a diamond ring for u face-smile.png girl: awww.. really!! promise ???? . . . . . . . . boy: haha hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha tongue.png