Ladki apne boyfrnd se: me to nathi bolti tara sathe ja tu ahi thi boyfrnd : baby bol ne me ehvu su karu bol ne girl : na kidhu ne nathi bolvu mane boyfrnd : plz bol ne plz plz gir : nooooo boyfrnd (in dhula styl): khotu lagyu he khotu lagyu khotu lagyu to .... girl: ale me to majak karu 6u samjto pan nai
After watching the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his gf. gf: ye kia ker rahe ho? boy: diwano ko ijazat nahi chahiye pyas bujhane ki.
Ladki – aye bewafa tu ne sab kuch saaf kar diya, mera dil jala kar raakh kar diya ladka – aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, bhej de raakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Me- kya chal rha hai aajkal? she- laptop , pankha , phone sab chal rha hai. me- kabhi thoda dimag bhi chala lia kar
He - hi baby how's u ? she - little busy , going to taaj for dinner. he - don't u think u forgetting something. she - what ? he - apni aukat.
Ladka: kash mein teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta . . . . . ladki: “sale kuttery, mein kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu khidki pe tanga jhool raha hota”
A boy was walkng in rain a girl came-u can share my umbrela? boy-its ok sister & walked away. moral ? ? ? ? moral-woral kuch nhi girl cute nahi thi..
Boy – hi ! girl – who are you ? boy – mai theek hu, thank you. . . girl – maine poochha .. who are you ? boy – maine kahaa to , mai theek hu. . . girl – ek to english nahi aati aur upar se aa gaya fb pe chat karne ! maine poochha, who are you ??? matlab tum kaun ho ? . . boy – theek hu didi, bas apna chhota bhai samjho !!!