Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th standard- boy- do you hug your teddy bear while sleeping at night?? gal- yes! boy- can i replace it for the rest of your life??
Ghareeb ka love... boy:kal me tmare lye phool leke aunga girl:agar aap mujhey phool dena chahtey ho to, "gobbi ka phool dena plz aap k pyar ka izhaar b ho aye ga hamara saalan be ban jaye ga
Boy :kya karti ho girl :singer hu soundcloud pe gati hu.. aur tum? boy : photographer hu screenshots leta hu
Boy says : – tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found! girl says : – aisa bhi nahin hai ke, i don’t like your face , par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Me- dp me hot lag rhi ho . . she- mai paida hi hot hui thi . . me- kyu pressure cooker se paida hui thi kya. blocked
Boy:kaha se ho? girl:kolkata boy:arre waha meri didi rethi hai girl:wah!kaunsa area? boy:nai malum girl:name boy:mamta banerjee *blocked*
During breakup :- girl : i got new boyfriend, he is smarter, intelligent and cuter than you. so give me my photo back... girls rock! boy : sent 31 girlfriends photo’s and said, i forgot ur face darling so please select your photo yourself and send back the remaining. boys double rock !!
She~hi kaha te kal? he~bahar gaya tha. she~akele akele. he~ha aur tum kya kar rahi ho. she~nahake ayyi. he~akele akele blocked
He - kudi kehndi pehle jaguar lelo, fir jinna marzi pyar lelo. leli jaguar she - olx pe bech de or do cars lele. ek even number aur ek odd.