Boy-girl ko red rose de ke bola ye rishta kya kehelata hai? girl- pavitra rishta. boy-is pyar ko kya naam du? girl-ek hazaro me meri behna hai.
Girl: aajtak tumne kiss nahi kia kiss karo na mujhe.. . boy: nahi . . girl: q nahi? . . boy: bade-budhe kah gae he ki aurato ko muh nahi lagana chahiye..
Ek ladka nayi nayi english sikh raha tha ladka ... jaanu .. please apple my new number. ladki.....confused and ask.. what?? ladka..... mera number apple karlo na jaldi.. ladki: are par apple to seb hota he. ladka : mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh raha hu k mera number phone me seb karlo. ladki behosh …
Ultimate bezzatti . . gf:" janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.. bf:" nahi.. gf:" kyun ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bf:" main "hanuman chalisa" padh kar sota hu
Girls' iq bout laptop girl to boy:" which laptop do u have.. ?? . . . . boy:"dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz with led display 4 gb ram, 1tb hrd disk n 2gb nvdia grafix card.. . . . boy to girl:" which laptop do u have.. ?? . . girl:"pink wala... usme net bhi chalta hai and pen drive bhi dal sakte hai...
In train she frm lower seat:mujhe toh teri lat lag gayi he frm upper seat:nice song she: abey chutiye laat lag gayi teri bahot jor se
Me - ur dp is awesome she - awwww.. thanq me - mujhe sikha degi aise hi photoshop karna she - *blocked*
He - baby slow reply kyu kar rahi ho? she - dudh garm kar rahi hu jaanu he - awwww skin nhi jal rahi aapki? she - bc tu virgin hi marega
Guy: ek challenge dun? airtel girl: ok guy: ye site 2 min ke andar open karke dikhao airtel girl(after 2 min):kuch to gadbad hai guy: gadbad nahi irctc hai.
Gf: never waste your feelings on someone who doesn't value them. bf: oh! yes never waste your money on someone who is going to be ur 'x'
Hamare ek dost ke pados mein ek nayi ladki rehne aayi. bholi bhali surat dekh kar usne usko phasa liya. ab dono ka dates pe jane ka silsila shuru ho gaya. kaafi time tak ye chalta raha e k din ladke ne himmat kar ke ladki puch hi lya. ladka: darling hamko aise hi ghumte hue kaafi din ho gaye hain. ab hamein kuch aage bhi badna chahiye. kuch karna chahiye! ladki: kya matlab? mein kuch samjhi nahi, saaf saaf bolo. ladka: agar tumhe koi aitraaz na ho to main tumhare sath s3x karna chahta hun. ladki: ye kaam toh mene aaj tak kisi ke sath bhi nahi kiya. ladka: achcha, toh kya tum abhi tak virgin ho? ladki: nahi mera matlab tha ki maine aaj tak kisi ko aitraaz nahi jataya.