Girls: mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi . ho sake to kisi nek se karungi . lekin jab tak na milega wo ladka . try to har ek ko karungi wah...wah...ab ise suno boys: arz kiya hai.. koi ladki hame thukra de to ghum nahi . koi ladki hame thuka de to ghum nahi . . . . arre us ladki ki maa ki kismat footi jiske daamad hum nahi!!!
Gf : hi baby bf : top up ya net recharge? gf : you always think like that bf : sorry baby, bolo kya hua. gf : i want 2 new jeans
Girl: aaj se hamara rishta khatam hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte hai boy: thik hai hugs and kisses se start karte hai...
Gf: where are you? bf: hospital,had an accident gf: when will they discharge you? bf: in 2 days gfgasp.pngk,ghar jake recharge karwa dena mera
Boy: jan, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe? girl: idhar udhar q likhty ho.. agr sacha piyar karty ho to apni property k papers pe likh do... oye teri, / yaar larkiyan !! kitni chalk hogyi hain star plus dekh dekh kr
Gf : where are you? bf : hospital,had an accident. gf : when will they discharge you? bf : in 2 days. gf : k,ghar jake recharge karwa dena mera.
Bf : kidar hai tu gf : phoenix mall me hu, tere liye jeans dekh rahi hu 2000 wali. tu kidar hai? bf : main idar chor bazar me tere piche hu gaddi me, jaha 300 wali jeans ka tu 200 karwa rahi hai udhar.... nam bol usko mera, de dega.... dost hai wo apna.
Ladka sadak par- ye recharge ki shop kahan per hai?? . . . . . . . . ladki- pata nhi main toh recharge ladko se krwa leti hun.
Ek ladki rubber penis se sex kar rahi thi. pados k ladke ne dekh liya. boy - may i join u? grl - haa, per ye bahut mota hai. aapki gaand phat jaygi.
Girl: arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi. boy: jaldi se munh kholo. girl: oops sare kapray geele ho gaye. boy: aur lo gee. girl: na baba na yeh gol gappe tum he kahoo.