Boy-chalte chalte yuhi ruk jata hu mai baithe baithe kahi kho jata hu mai kya yahi pyar hai? girl - kamzori hai madarchod "mutth" kam mara kar.
He_she cute breakup she- yr mujhe aapse kuch kehna hai he - haan bolo she - yr aap mujhe bhul jao he- what??? pagal ho gae ho tum?? yeh kya bol rahi ho,? mei tumhare bina kaise rahunga yeh socha bhi hai tumne?? yr i can't live without u ... plz yr aisa mt bolo . she - sorry yr pr aab tum bhul jao mujhe or aab mssg mt karna please bye.. . . at mid night . she - soo gaye kya?? he- nhi abhi nhi .. she - soo jao raath bahoot ho gae hai.. he- ok..bye.. she- bye . . after few minute she - abhi bhi nhi soye he - nhi pr tum bhi to nhi soyi abhi tak she - haa mujhe nind nhi aa rahi isliye he - kyu she - (gusse me) tumne gud night jo nhi bola abhi tak .. itni der se soch rahi hu ki aab bologe pr tum ho ki bolte hi nhi ... . he - ok baba, sorry gud night aab soo jao . she- ok gud night . . again after few minutes . she - abhi bhi nind nhi aa rahi jaise roj bolte ho aise bolo na gud night .., tab sayad nind aa jae he - ..gud night i love you so much she- bss bss gud night bolne ko bola tha .. i love u to nhi. . he - ok sorry . ( boy think stupid itna bhi nahi samjhte mere i love u k bina to soo nhi sakte mere bina jindagi kaise jeeyegi ...pagli .. )
Girl:-tum boys toilet k baad aapna hilate kya ho...? dhassu ans by boy . . . . . hum usko yaad dilate hai k, jaag ja tera uddesya sirf mootna hi nahi hai.
Boy to girl : "look into my eyes, what do u see? girl: "true love." . ... . . . . boy: "o juliet ki ammaa !!!! aankh mai kucch chala gaya hai... jaldi nikaal"
Boy: i love when u cry badly girl: y is it so?? boy: bcoz thats the only moment u hug me the most possible tightest way u can...
At a wedding boy 1 - "yaar, woh pili wali meri. boy 2 - "acha? lal wali meri phir. boy 3 - "kanjaro, lal wali ki hi shaadi pe hi aye ho.
Girl- (in a party) excuse me, mere hath me plate he to kya aap mere face par se ek cheez hata sakte ho? . . boy- (khush hote hue) ha bolo kya kya hatana he? . . . . . girl- apni 'kuttey' jaisi nazre...:p;):*!! . . "girls rocks boys alwys shocked" —
Gf khana khate hue- ye tmhra kutta mjhe bahut derr s ghoor q raha h.. . . . . bf- tum jldi s kha lo wo apni plate pechaan gya h..
Boy and girl on facebook : girl:- "you never smile huh?" boy:- "how can you say that?" girl:- “your smiling pics are missing here" boy:- "ok then… do you bath daily?" girl:- "ya of course... why you are asking?" boy:- “no, i haven't seen any pic…"
Ladka: i love u . ladki: aise nahi thode mithe andaz me propose karo . ladka: kit kat ka swad ho tum; dairy milk ka ehsas ho tum; milk cake se bhi zyada khas ho tum; jo b ho mere liye to 5-star ho tum!!!
Girlfriend ke taane..... i wished gud morning.... she- kal raat ko kahan chale gaye the..?? me- so gaya tha... she- jao phir so jao huh bye...
She : hey me : hello she : suggest me a good android phone me : oneplus one lelo ..mast phone hai she : oneplus one ,two hota hai pagal .. main phone puch rahi hun me : tu ghar ja bahan