Ek villian effect..... !!! . in exam . . . . . . . jab tak hum kisi me se copy nhi karte na tab tak hum marks se aur marks humse dur rehte he...
~generation gap~ mama aamir khan : papa kehte hain bada naam karega. bhanja imran khan : daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri.
Suzain khan claims 400crore as alimony money for divorce, their marriage lasted 14 years, which makes the calculation as "8lacs per night" itna toh "sunny leone" bhi nahi leti..:d:d
After watching kick student : mere attendance ke baare me zyaada mat sochna "main college me aata hoon... lecture main nahi.".:d:d
Night was dark . . . moon was high . . . boy stopped bike . . . . girl asked why? . . . he came close.. . . she felt shy.. . . & he said .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . dhakka maar heroine petrol khatam ho gaya hai...:d:d
Amir's love for country.... bechara railway track pe radio leke potty kar raha tha... tabhi radio par national anthem shuru ho gya.:d:d
Baap of all sbi bank: humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... alia bhat: agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? nahi chahiye.:d:d
# ek tha tiger - # salman khan - #198 crores . . # chennai express - # srk - #250 crores . . # dhoom 3 - # aamir khan #300 crores. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . # suzanne - no movie - #400 crores.:d:d
Do you know why mr. india never went to prostitutes? because he was afraid he'd be seen in the red light areas!
Salmaan- me jb shirt utarta hu to, ghar k bahar 100 ikkathe ho jate h . . john- jab me shirt utarta hu to, 1000 log ikkathe hote h . . hrithik- ye to kuch ni h jb me shirt utarta hu, to 5000 log ikkathe hote h . . . . . sunnyleone- me kuch bolu
Modern basanti dharmendar- basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna. . . . . basanti-xcuse me mr. who the hel do u think u are to order me like this? . . u stupid guy using abusing language, u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from body. . . u keep your mouth shut nonsense. . . hey gabbar,play the dj yaar. .