Baap of all sbi bank: humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... alia bhat: agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? nahi chahiye.:d:d
# ek tha tiger - # salman khan - #198 crores . . # chennai express - # srk - #250 crores . . # dhoom 3 - # aamir khan #300 crores. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . # suzanne - no movie - #400 crores.:d:d
Do you know why mr. india never went to prostitutes? because he was afraid he'd be seen in the red light areas!
Salmaan- me jb shirt utarta hu to, ghar k bahar 100 ikkathe ho jate h . . john- jab me shirt utarta hu to, 1000 log ikkathe hote h . . hrithik- ye to kuch ni h jb me shirt utarta hu, to 5000 log ikkathe hote h . . . . . sunnyleone- me kuch bolu
Modern basanti dharmendar- basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna. . . . . basanti-xcuse me mr. who the hel do u think u are to order me like this? . . u stupid guy using abusing language, u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from body. . . u keep your mouth shut nonsense. . . hey gabbar,play the dj yaar. .
The changing times: 1970 - 1985 = sunny means gavaskar 1985 - 2010 = sunny means deol 2010 - current = sunny means leone kaam teeno ka thukai ka hi hai!
Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do . . . . . . . dj: gaana toh bata, maa ki laawri!
Salman khan ne baba saxidas ji ka bada naam suna tha to ek din ja pahuncha unke pass aur bola salman khan: “kitne percent log samajte hai ki meri aur katrina ki shaadi hogi?” baba ji: “sirf 10%” salman: “just 10% why?” baba ji: “kyuki 90% log khud katrina se shaadi karna chahte hai“.:d:d
Sunny leone: meri next hindi movie horror hai... main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi. pappu: darr toh aapki pehle ki movies mein bhi lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayein!
Ab - hello, main amitabh bachhan bol raha hun kbc se. girl- k. ab - hello? main amitabh bachhan bol raha hun. girl - hmmm.:d:d...
The changing times 1970 - 1985 = sunny means gavaskar. 1985 - 2010 = sunny means deol. 2010 - 2025 = sunny means leone. kaam teeno ka ek hi hai .. thukai... bas tareeke alag alag hain.:d:d