The changing times: 1970 - 1985 = sunny means gavaskar 1985 - 2010 = sunny means deol 2010 - current = sunny means leone kaam teeno ka thukai ka hi hai!
Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do . . . . . . . dj: gaana toh bata, maa ki laawri!
Salman khan ne baba saxidas ji ka bada naam suna tha to ek din ja pahuncha unke pass aur bola salman khan: “kitne percent log samajte hai ki meri aur katrina ki shaadi hogi?” baba ji: “sirf 10%” salman: “just 10% why?” baba ji: “kyuki 90% log khud katrina se shaadi karna chahte hai“.:d:d
Sunny leone: meri next hindi movie horror hai... main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi. pappu: darr toh aapki pehle ki movies mein bhi lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayein!
Ab - hello, main amitabh bachhan bol raha hun kbc se. girl- k. ab - hello? main amitabh bachhan bol raha hun. girl - hmmm.:d:d...
The changing times 1970 - 1985 = sunny means gavaskar. 1985 - 2010 = sunny means deol. 2010 - 2025 = sunny means leone. kaam teeno ka ek hi hai .. thukai... bas tareeke alag alag hain.:d:d
Bhakt: baba, meri shaadi aishwarya se karva dou nirmal baba: uski ek saree 2 lakh ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega? bhakt: koi upaay baba? baba: sunny leone.:d:d
Ramu ghar ke ander gussa aur thakur sahab se bola ramu: “thakur saab gabar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li” thakur: “to main kya karun?” ramu: “bahurani puchh rahi hai gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?“:d:d...
Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri? circuit: simple bhai, pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri. ;)
Assistant director: sir film me s*x scene daal dete hai... . . . . . . . . . . rohit shetty: thik hai nano par scorpio chadi hui dikha de !!
The promos of poonam pandey's 'nasha' would be a flop. what are emotions doing in there? it shall contain only motion!