See shradha kapoor's luck. movie 1:- aashiqui 2 me bewda mila. movie 2:- ek villain me gunda (lafanga) mila. baap ne koi acche karm kiye hote toh koi hero milta na.
Amitabh bachan public toilet se poora bheeg ke nikla. jaya bachan: aap toh susu karne gaye the? ab: jaise mein andar gaya koi kamina bola "amitabh bachchan" aur sab meri taraf ghoom gaye...????
Wakt jaise theher gya hai yehin, har taraf aik ajab udasi hai beqarari ka aik aesa alam hai jism tanha hai rooh pyasi hai...
Gabbar shooting karte hue sambha se bolta hai. gabbar: “gande” samba: “tu ganda” gabbar gusse se: “gande” samba: “tu ganda” gabbar gusse se: “abbey bhonsdi ke gun de gun“:d:d
Everyday sunny leone creates new history.... . . . . . . . . . then we have to go to settings and clear that history......
Gabbar fucking basanti at night in a dark room.. gabbar: ek baat sach bata basanti, veeru se jyada maza aaya ke nahi..? basanti: ek baat tu b bata gabbar , tujhe bhi maza aaya kya...? gabbar: zindgi me pehli baar itna maza aaya... basanti: toh kutte light jala ke dekh, main basanti nahi mausi hoon..!
Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. iske sath ka gift nahi diya. shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "cholesterol free".:d:d
Dear trisha, teri maa ka sakinaka, bc dimag kharab kar diya hai ek hafte se.. gayab tu ho gayi aur tension mere gharwalo ko ho rahi hai!.:d:d
Salman khan agar paad bhi de to uske bakchod fans - "bhai kya pada hai bhai , bhai kya kushboo hai bhai,, bhai gxand hai ya perfume ki dukan bhai".:d:d
Hate story 2 dekhi kisi ne kesi he?? bc sab bol rahe surween phataka he usme sunday he so thoda garam ho ke aata hu :d:d
Hrithik: keh do na, keh do na you are my sonia.. kareena: keh diya keh dia.. you are my sonia.. hritik: ailaa bc hum dono sonia h kya ?.:d:d
Salman khan has decided to make five sequels of his highly waited movie kick and will b named as----------------》 .. .. .. .. 1》 break 2》accelerator 3》tyre 4》clutch 5》tubeless tyre