Sajid khan is a dumbass. he could've casted neil nitin mukesh in triple role instead of wasting money on so many actors.
Facebook founder mark zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. how ?? . . . beacuse sajid khan has invited him to see super block buster humshakals..:d
Barish hui aur uth gaya pappu, wah wah barish hui aur uth gaya pappu, wah wah are aage kya hua? hona kya tha "sajeed khan ki film dekh" so gaya pappu.....
Sunny leone (in tension) :- mujhe bhi business karna hai. me :- but y ?? what happened ?? sunny :- mein kisike niche kaam karna nahi chahti.:d:d
Manzile insan ke hausle aazmati hai, sapno ke parde aankho se hatati hai, kisi bhi baat se himmat na harna, thoker hi insan ko chalna sikhati hai?
Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo, yon tum hamein ishara na karo, door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari, tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo?
Singham 2 is not a action movie like singham. it is based on the love triangle between ajay devgn, kareena & mahindra scorpio.:d:d
Honey singh buys a team in world kabbadi league. his players be like "aaj blue hai teri chadi chadi chadi khele hum kabaddi kabadi kabaddi.:d:d
Shraddha kapoor's luck - aashiqui2 mein she got a drunkard, ek villain mein gangster and now haider mein terrorist.:d:d
Ek chuhe ne poora suit kutar kar kha liya, phir bhi bhukh se mar gaya, batao kyu? kyun ki wo suit mallika sherawat ka tha.:d:d
When sunny leone came to comedy nights with kapil. a guy from the audience says: ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. maine aapki saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain. aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!! yeh baat sunkar siddhu says: guru, har peela fruit aam nhi hota, glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota, har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota, thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha, kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!