Cashier: strip down, facing me. the blonde quickly stripped down. cashier: ma'm, not you but your credit card?
A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband. the bank cashier asked her to endorse it. so she wrote on the back, "my husband is a wonderful person"!
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? it finally dawned on her!
Why was the blonde looking for the reverse button on her computer? she'd been told to back up at the end of every week!
An italian tourist asks a blonde man, "why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" to which the blonde man replies, "if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!"
A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank. she shouts "woohoo, how do i get to the other side?" the second blonde looks up and down the river and replies, "you are on the other side".