The husband came home and caught his blonde wife reading his diary. she angrily shouted, "who the f**k are april, may and june?"
Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom? she was in there so long, she peed her pants!
Traffic cop: why did you not use the indicator before turning? blonde: why should i use indicator? where i am going is... none of your business!
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. she proudly said, "go ahead and quiz me. i know all of them!" her friend said, "o.k. then, what's the capital of france?" the blonde replied, "oh, that's so easy! f!"
Blonde: doctor, doctor! these pills you gave me for body odor... doctor: what's wrong with them? blonde: they keep slipping out from under my arms!
Police officer: didn't you see that you broke the speed limit? blonde: i am sorry, officer; but i can fix it for you. police officer: how can it be fixed? blonde: that's what i was going to ask you!