Q: why did the tadpole feel lonely? a: because he was newt to the area!
Q: what do scottish toads play? a: hop-scotch!
Q: why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? a: he had his own frog horn!
Q: what's a toads favorite sweet? a: lollihops!
Q : what happens when frogs park illegally? a : they get toad!
Q: what do you get when you cross a turtle and a flu shot? a: a slow-poke.
Q: what do turtles use to communicate? a: a shellphone!
Q: what does a turtle do on it's birthday? a: it shellebrates!
Q: what kind of photos does a turtle take? a: shellfies.
Q: why is turtle wax so expensive? a: because their ears are so small!
Q: where do you send turtles who commit crimes? a: to the shell-block.
Q: what do you call a turtle with 6 feet? a: a 6-foot turtle.