Animal Jokes

Q: what happens when you bring a turtle to a party? a: it becomes a shellebration.

Q: what did the cow say to the turtle? a: get a moove on

Q: what do you call a famous turtle? a: a shellebrity.

Q: what is a leatherback sea turtles favorite sandwich? a: peanut butter and jellyfish.

Q: what do you call a turtle that shits a lot? a: a turdle

Q: what do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe? a: a turtle-neck

Q: what does a turtle do during winter? a: sit by the fire and worm himself up.

Q: why didn't shell city have any rules? a: because it was turtlely extreme.

Q: what do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins? a: a turtle disaster.

Q: what happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise? a: you shell out a lot of money.

Q: what kind of jokes do sea turtles tell? a: shell-arious ones!

Q: why couldn't the ninja turtle cross the road? a: because it didn't have enough turtle power.