Animal Jokes

Q: what is a cats favorite vegetable? a: as-purr-agus.

Q: did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane? a: she let the cat out of the bag.

Q: what's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote? a: paws

Q: did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog? a: she was purr-plexed.

Q: what do cats like to eat on sunny days? a: mice cream cones!

Q: what do you call a cat that doesn't use the litter box? a: a pet project.

Q: what kind of car does a fat cat drive? a: a cadillac!

Q: why was the cat so small? a: because it only ate condensed milk!

Q: what do you call long john silver when he has a cat on his shoulder? a: a purr-ate!

Q: how do the vietnamese like their soup? a: purrrrrfect.

Q: what is a cats favorite kitchen tool? a: the "whisker".

Q: what do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? a: an eskimew!