Q: what is a cats favorite book? a: the prince and the paw-purr.
Q: what is a cats favorite musical instrument? a: purr-cussion.
Q: what do you call a cat that can address the media? a: a press kit.
Q: what do cats wear at night? a: paw-jamas!
Q: what time is it when ten cats chase a mouse? a: ten after one.
Q: what do you call a painting of a cat? a: a paw-trait
Q: what do you call a cat when it is huge? a: a meow-sive cat
Q: what do you call a cat that can't stop licking itself? a: purr-verted.
Q: what's the first thing you say to a cat? a: hello kitty!
Q: what do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box? a: quicksand.
Q: how do you make cats furry? a: the spin cycle.
Q: why did the cat cross the road? a: it was the chicken's day off!