Q: what is the cat's favorite tv show? a: the evening mews!
Q: how can you get a set of teeth put in for free? a: smack a lion!
Q: what is a cat's favorite dance move? a: the purr-colator.
Q: why was the cat scared of the tree? a: because of its bark.
Q: what's worse than raining cats and dogs? a: hailing taxi cabs!
Q: how is cat food sold? a: usually purr can!
Q: what flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? a: a tiger moth!
Q: what does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? a: 'let us prey.'
Q: what's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? a: a catastrophe!
Q: why did the cat get pulled over by the police? a: because it "littered"
Q: why did the cat join the red cross? a: because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: when the cat's away.....? a: the house smells better!