Animal Jokes

Q: what was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? a: 'claws.'

Q: if a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what's a tiger? a: a stri-ped!

Q: what do you call a cat that wears make up? a: glamourpuss.

Q: what do cats like to read? a: cat-alogues!

Q: what do you get when you take a kitty kat to the tailor? a: bad blood.

Q: what do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? a: purr-suasive.

Q: what do you call a cat who just ate a duck? a: a duck-filled platy puss.

Q: what did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? a: 'don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Q: what is lion's favorite food? a: baked beings!

Q: what happened when the lion ate the comedian? a: he felt funny!

Q: what happened when the lion ate the comedian? a: he felt funny!

Q: what's striped and bouncy? a: a tiger on a pogo stick!