Q: why did the boy throw butter out the window? a: to see butter fly.
Q: what do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit? a: bugs bunny!
Q: what do you call two spiders who just got married? a: newlywebs!
Q: what is a caterpillar scared of? a: a dogerpillar!
Q: what is a mosquito's favorite sport? a: skin diving!
Q: what kind of bugs live in clocks? a: ticks!
Q: what kind of petroleum do snails use? a: shell!
Q: what's a caterpillar's favorite weapon? a: a caterpolt!
Q: how do caterpillars order the latest fashions? a:catalogues
Q: why don't vampires like mosquitoes? a: too much competition!
Q: where's the best place to buy bugs? a: a flea market!
Q: what so you call a snail on a ship? a: a snailer