Q: what is a bugs favorite sport? a: cricket.
Q: why was the grocery store out of butter? a: because butter flies.
Q: which is the strongest animal, snail or elephant. a: snail because it carries it home on its back
Q: what are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? a: a receding hare line.
Q: what did the rabbit say to the carrot? a: its been nice gnawing you.
Q: what do you call a dumb bunny? a: a hare brain.
Q: how many hairs in a rabbit's tail? a: none, they're all on the outside.
Q: what would you call the easter bunny if he married a chicken? a: the first rabbit to lay and egg.
Q: what happened when 100 hares got loose on main street? a: the police had to comb the area.
Q: how do you get letter to a bunny? a: hare mail.
Q: the more he takes away the bigger it becomes. what is it? a: a rabbit hole.
Q: how is a rabbit like a q-tip? a: they both have cotton tails.