Q: how do fleas travel? a: they itch-hike!
Q : what do you call a bug that can't have too much sugar? a: a diabeetle
Q: why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? a: because it was a moth ball!
Q: what did one flea say to another? a: "should we walk or take the dog?"
Q: what did one girl firefly say to the other? a: you glow girl!
Q: what do you do with a sick wasp? a: take it to a waspital!
Q: what is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? a: spitting the other half out
Q: what do you call a bug that jumps over cups? a: a glasshopper!
Q: what was the spider doing on the computer? a: searching the web!
Q: what do you call a bug with four wheels and a trunk? a: a volkswagen beetle!
Q: what do you call a wasp? a: a wanna-bee!
Q: what do fireflies eat? a: light snacks!