Q: what do you call a woodpecker with no beak? a: a headbanger!
Q: what soap do birds use? a: dove.
Q: what do baby swans dance to? a: cygnet-ure-tunes!
Q: why do birds fly south? a: because it is to far to walk
Q: what is sarah palins favorite bird? a: the artic loon.
Q: how do bees brush their hair? a: with a honey comb!
Q: "waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" a: "i think it's doing the backstroke!"
Q: how do bees get to school? a: on the school buzz!
Q: did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? a: they got married in the spring
Q: how do fireflies start a race? a: ready, set, glow!
Q: where do most ants live? a: in antlantic city!
Q: when do spiders go on their honeymoon? a: after their 'webbing' day!