Q: why did the parrot wear a raincoat? a: because she wanted to be a polly unsaturated!
Q: what did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor? a: 'the pheasants are revolting'!
Q: what is the definition of robin? a: a bird who steals!
Q: what do you give a sick bird? a: tweetment!
Q: what's another name for a clever duck? a: a wise quacker!
Q: which bird is always out of breath? a: a puffin!
Q: what's got six legs and can fly long distances? a: three swallows!
Q: how many cans does it take to make a bird? a: two cans.
Q: what is a duck's favorite tv show? a: the feather forecast!
Q: what do you call a crate of ducks? a: a box of quackers!
Q: which birds steal soap from the bath? a: robber ducks!
Q: what kind of bird opens doors? a: a kiwi!