Q: what do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek? a: fowl play!
Q : what do birds like about outside? a : debris.
Q: what do you call a sick eagle? a: illegal
Q: what happens when ducks fly upside down? a: they quack up!
Q: what flies through the jungle singing opera? a: the parrots of penzance!
Q: what do you call a bird that kicks your butt? a: steven seagull.
Q: what do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? a: a firequaker!
Q: what is a parrot's favorite game? a: hide and speak!
Q: what kind of bird doesn't need a comb? a: a bald eagle.
Q: where does bird royalty live? a: duckingham palace.
Q: what kind of bird can carry the most weight? a: the crane
Q: what bird is helpful at dinner? a: a swallow!