Q: have you ever hunted bear? a: no, but i've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: what do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? a: a bear faced lyre!
Q: did you hear about the man who tried to feed a bear an apple? a: it didn't bear fruit.
Q: what did the teddy bear say after dinner? a: i'm stuffed.
Q: why do bears have fur coats? a: because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: what do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? a: a teddy boar!
Q: what do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear? a: winnie the pu!
Q: why did tiger look in the toilet? a: he was looking for pooh
Q: what is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? a: its shadow!
Q: what do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth? a: stuck!
Q: what does pooh bear call his girl friend? a: hunny!
Q: how do you hire a teddy bear? a: put him on stilts!