Q: what is a bear's favorite drink? a: koka-koala!
Q: what do you call a wet bear? a: a drizzly bear
Q: how do you apologize to a koala? a: bear your heart and soul.
Q: why did the sloth get fired from his job? a: he would only do the bear minimum.
Q: what do polar bears have for lunch? a: ice burger!
Q: why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? a: it lives on ice!
Q: why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo? a: because they'd rather go to the cinema!
Q: what do you call a bear with no teeth? a: a gummy bear!
Q: why didn't the baby leave his momma? a: because he couldn't bear it!
Q: how do you start a teddy bear race? a: ready, teddy, go!
Q: why do pandas like old movies? a: because they're in black and white.
Q: how did the panda who lose his dinner? a: he was "bamboozled"!