Q: what do you call six green apes? a: a bunch of gr-apes!
Q: what sort of key does a ape need to open a banana? a: a monk-key!
Q: what did the monkey say to the other monkey that went mad? a: you've gone completely ape!
Q: where do apes like to get their hair cut? a: vidal baboon!
Q: why do apes tell such bad stories? a: because they have no tales!
Q: what did the banana say to the ape? a: nothing, bananas don't talk!
Q: what do you call a flying primate? a: a hot air baboon!
Q: what do you call a naughty monkey? a: a badboon!
Q: what kind of monkey flies to school? a: a hot air baboon.
Q : how do you prepare a baboon sundae? a : your start getting it ready fridae and saturdae!
Q : what did george washington have to do with baboons? a : as little as possible, dummy!
Q : what does a baboon learn first in school? a : the apey-cees!