Animal Jokes

Q: why are apes so noisy? a: they were raised in a zoo!

Q : how come the giant ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? a : the elevator was broken!

Q : what do you call an ape with a hat and wand? a : hairy potter.

Q: what's the first thing an ape learns in school? a: the ape b c's!

Q: when do monkeys fall from the sky? a: during ape-ril showers.

Q: which sea will make you go ape? a: the chimpan-sea!

Q: what is a ape's favorite cookie? a: chocolate chimp!

Q : what does a ape attorney study? a : the law of the jungle!

Q : what excuse does an ape give for abducting a pretty girl? a : i can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Q : what happened when the ape won the door prize? a : he didn't take it - he already had a door!

Q : what happens if you cross an ape with an octopus? a : you get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Q : what happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes? a : a banana split!