Q : when did the apes start to picket the cookie factory? a : the day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
Q : when the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the ape hiding in the uppermost branches land? a : nearby - the ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Q : which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by an ape jumping off a tall building? a : fall-adelphia!
Q : why did the actor fire his gorilla agent? a : the big ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Q : why should you always refuse to lend an ape money? a : it's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!