Q : how do you make an ape float? a : two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty gorilla!
Q: how does a gorilla become another animal? a : when a mafia don hires a 'big gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
Q : what did the great ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? a : listen baby, i think i'm falling for you!
Q : what did the great ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? a : listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
Q : if you put 30 female apes and 30 male apes in a bedroom, what do you have? a : a very large bedroom.