Q : what do you call an ant running away with another ant? a : antelope.
Q : what do ants eat for breakfast? a : croiss-ants
Q : what do you call an ant that doesn't eat cake? a : queen ant-oinette
Q : what is the biggest ant in the world? a : an elephant!
Q : why don't anteaters get sick? a : because they are full of antibodies!
Q : where do ants go to eat? a : at a restaurant!
Q: what do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? a : decad-ant
Q: did you hear about the ant that was good at solving quadratic equations? a : he was brill-ant.
Q: what does a lion call an antelope? a: fast food.
Q: why couldn't the wildebeests get married? a: because they cantelope. (cant elope)
Q: why did the ape fall out of the tree? a: it was dead.
Q: why don't the apes in the jungle play poker any more? a: there are just too many cheetahs.